"People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like ‘be realistic.’"

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via illmeetyouintheafterlife)

flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

(Source: flewor, via whatwhatup)

popculturesavvyangel:

charlesoberonn:

teamstarpluskid:

mewchamp:

mewchamp:

"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"

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I’ve been waiting for this post all my life

(via janethekillerasf)

  • Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
  • Me: don't
  • Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
  • Me:
  • Uterus: hardly any breaks??
  • Me:
  • Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
  • Uterus: if something were to
  • Me:
  • Uterus: happen

"If you can’t be thankful for what you have, be thankful for what you’ve escaped."

  • The entire plot of Lord of the Rings: "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me."

seifukucat:

it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful

(via alphabet----soup)